Best. Delivery. EVER!
Sunday, January 30th, 2005As the few people that read this site know, I’ve been delivering pizzas on Saturday nights for the past year and half. My friend Andrew, a manager there, is quitting and so I decided to quit as well. Next Saturday is my last day. Anyway, I was working tonight, driving around in the snow (which I enjoy), and the last delivery that I took was the best delivery that I’ve ever been a part of- and probably ever will. Here’s a transcript of the beginning:
Bryan: Hi. Your total is $24.95.
Guy: Ok. Cool. Been busy?
Bryan: Yeah. The snow makes us move slower.
Guy: Yeah. Hey, how are your dancing moves?
Bryan: What?
Guy: How well can you dance?
Bryan: Uh, not very well…
Guy: Have you ever heard of Dance Dance Revolution?
Bryan: Yeah.
Guy: Wanna come in and play? We’ll double your tip.
Bryan: Sure!
I proceded to be introduced to everybody at the party, and since there were no more deliveries when I left plus I was quitting anyway (what were they going to do, fire me?) plus it was Andrew’s last Saturday managing- I didn’t feel bad about doing it. I played against a cute girl - and lost. They kept saying how I was the coolest pizza delivery guy that they’d met and I kept saying that it was the best delivery that I’d ever had. When I left they apologized for the lack of naked chicks, and then tipped me $14.
Best. Delivery. EVER!
